Roman Dragonesti is a vampire with a problem. He's lost his right fang in possibly the most embarrassing manner there is, and there are no vampire dentists. If he doesn't get his fang back in by dawn, he'll go through the rest of his life as a one-sided eater.

Shanna is a dentist working the late-night shift in an emergency clinic because she can't stand the sight of blood. She's also trying to hide out from the folks who made her frightened -- and who, coincidentally, will kill her if they find her....

Of course, Roman has to come to her clinic the night Shanna's pursuers catch up. Can he save her? Can she get his fang back in on time? Can this mismatched pair find true happiness?

I haven't laughed so hard in years. How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire is just as funny as any of the Stephanie Plum books by Janet Evanovich and early Anita Blake by Laurell K. Hamilton. Author Kerrelyn Sparks has a way of writing a hook at the end of each chapter that makes you hold your breath til you can turn over the next page!